I've been a mom for 2 years and 19 days.
That is definitely not long enough to be giving any advice on the subject of motherhood.
But, in my short time as a mom I have learned a thing or two.
::You get use to getting peed on, spit up on, the smell of poo, and even having poo touch your hands::
::Playhouse Disney IS my friend::
::My shirt will no longer ever be clean. It is okay to have snot, baby food, and remnants from dirty hands on my shirt::
::It's okay to feel like nap time is the best time of day::
::Medicine is my friend...and my kids' friend::
::Sunday is no longer a day of rest. Fighting my kids through three hours of church often results in a harder workout than gym time::
::Days when I don't have to go anywhere are heaven sent::
::I can get more enjoyment from watching a Disney movie in the middle of the day with my two little boys than I ever thought possible::
::My kid's outfits don't always have to match::
::Chicken nuggets are are great lunch::
::Every child has their own time table to develop::
::Mother's intuition is REAL::
::It's okay not to shower some days::
::A runny nose doesn't ruin a kiss from my kids::
::A diaper bag can never have enough toys or snacks in it::
::Ear infections are of the devil::
::Playing at the park makes everyone happy::
What have YOU learned?